Doki Doki Love Panic/ DOKI★DOKIラブパニック
It’s a free otome game, you can get it at the creator’s website here. (*^－^)
The first thing that greeted me, or rather my ears, was a cheesy chip tune from one of those game made back in the 1990s, although the game’s BGM isn’t that bad, later I realised that probably was a warning to the game’s contents. Please be warned that I was gulping this game down with a serving of WataMote in the wee hours of the morning, so I might be throwing the bull here and there. (人v｀o)
Our heroine is Yamada Akari, who introduced herself as an ‘ordinary’ girl. She met some brown version of Aoi Oni-look alike fortune teller who asked her to beware of pink twin tails, butter and eroge. Our heroine had some sense and ran away, bumping into a guy who was like one of those faceless main characters from an eroge. Just as you think her morning was quite extraordinary, shit just got weirder when a pink haired girl with EXTREMELY humongous eyes (and twin tails) landed in front of her, claiming to be a god of eroge (or Kami Faulty Renai Department Galge Course) who gives protection to plain dudes unpopular with girls. While she usually gives ero ero events to guys, she will make a special exception since our heroine is a girl.
Hideko is the most epic otome game rival. Period. She even has the best BGM in the game as her entrance music. Since the Eroge god isn’t just gonna make Akari popular with all the dudes in school for free, a rival was randomly selected. Akari’s day just can’t get luckier when she got Matsui Hideko, kind, bright, friendly and is probably the most professional stalker ever.
First run ended in less than 2 minutes, I chose to go to the student council room (since it was the first option), and met with the Senpai, the scenes were like on fast forward or something, Senpai said some cheesy lines and Akari confessed to him but got rejected since 50 affection points was necessary to complete his route but she only had 48? Then some random dude popped up but apparently he was too plain to be a main dude so pink twin tails asked Akari to rerun. ( ´ﾟдﾟ｀)
(you can totally tell who is the main attraction here.)
Second run, Akari went to the science lab and met a Kaito look-alike, a robot made by her perverted science teacher, since her teach was cockblocking, Akari went into Do-S mode but the teach turned out to be a Do-M. Anyways, if you ask Pixel (the robot) whether he has the ability to self-destruct you will get the good end (?) but if you tell him that he has a heart, Akari gets NTRed by Hideko. Btw, Hideko’s voiced lines were HOT. +999 affection points for Hideko. (*´д`*)
Third run, I chose the ‘Go to school’, even though Akari just went to school, but since god’s speciality is eroge and going to school scene is like some necessity in eroges so she made Akari go to school again. She meets some dude that is supposed to be her osananajimi (she doesn’t even know the dude; it’s just the ‘setting’ created by ero twin tails). If you choose to ask him whether he likes Akari, he does the tsundere confession, but it was too meek for Akari’s taste so she asked ero twin tail to give her a more proactive guy. Ero twin tail suggested vampires so they abandoned the osananajimi and got warped to the sick bay with some coffin, but instead of a hot vampire, Akari found the perv teach (from 2nd run) inside the coffin. Luckily, Hideko came to the rescue and KOed the perv teach. If you chose to see the kiss scene instead, perv teach cockblocks again and force fed the osananajimi some chocolate laced with poison (most likely because he is jealous), all of a sudden the osananajimi starts puking blood and ero god asked Akari to kiss Kei (the osananajimi, finally remembered his name) but Akari was hesitant because she didn’t want a bloodied kiss. Hideko to the rescue! Before Akari could save her prince with a kiss, Hideko kissed Kei and Akari was NTRed again. ( ´_ゝ`)
Last run, I chose the last option left, ‘Go home’, even though Akari just got to school, ero twin tails gave her this option because it’s another standard event in eroges. This time ero twin tails got Akari a new step brother. If you choose to ‘sanction with an iron fist’, the shota step bro will reveal that he actually knows the truth about ero god and they have some mahou shojo battle where both the shota bro and ero twin tail turns into Hideko look alikes. Σ(´Д｀lll) If you choose to strip him, you get a CG … then he turns into the weirdass fortune teller… who is the brother of Hideko. σ(・ワ・?；)